What really bothers me though is the commercial, not the product. See that old lady with the red hair and comical overacting via her continuous sighing and cartoony disapproving facial expressions? Every time I see this commercial, which is eighty billion times a night because I watch Comedy Central after midnight, I just want ninjas to jump onscreen and drop her for ruining something that's supposed to make me happy, dammit.
Or maybe at some point, one of those two girls could just turn and uppercut her out of the chair for being a nosy bitch.
But more than anything and though I know it is completely ageist, when she tells the girls where to get the vibrator online, I just want so badly for them to go, "EW! You're OLD!!!" and then run away.
Screaming.
Because that lady is scary, dude. Scary.
Or maybe at some point, one of those two girls could just turn and uppercut her out of the chair for being a nosy bitch.
But more than anything and though I know it is completely ageist, when she tells the girls where to get the vibrator online, I just want so badly for them to go, "EW! You're OLD!!!" and then run away.
Screaming.
Because that lady is scary, dude. Scary.
2 comments:
Hahahaha. I hadn't seen this commercial. You're right, though. If some librarian-looking lady made that comment to me, I would not only be completely weirded out by the visual image of her using a finger vibrator, but also weirded out that she was obviously sitting there listening to a conversation I thought was semi-private. I'd be like "Look lady, I want to speak to your supervisor," and then I'd tell that supervisor not to let their grandmotherly receptionist talk to customers about personal vibrators because it's unprofessional. And stop eavesdropping, because that's just plain rude no matter where you are. Does she teach her grandchildren such manners?
Plus, how many times can she actually do that eye-rolling thing and mean it? A normal person's head would fall off at the neck. Must be all those strong neck muscles from trying to use a finger-sized vibrator when you have arthritis because YOU ARE SO OLD. (See? Ageist.)
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